Damn why didn't I think of this? Selling ones soul for $5,001 - I'd sell it for $5,000, which would be a excellent deal for Hell's Pizza, they'd get my soul well before they'd get Walter Scott's.And haven't TradeMe turned into boring old farts - guys get a sense of humour.
Update: Well what do I know about all this heaven & hell palaver - apparently when you sell your soul the transaction takes place when you are alive. So I have no advantage over Walter at all, he would be much more useful in the promotion of Hell than me, him being a healthy 24 year old and all that.
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Yes but surely there would be free pizza involved in exchange for the soul as well as the cash. And though I'm not a huge fan of hell pizza, I would never say no to free pizza.
Oh yes I didn't think of free Pizza. I could get them to deliver a dozen of them directly to the ward - the other patients would love me!
I also get tres frustrated when I see these auctions, why didn't I think of that scam first?
I'd have to describe my soul's faults and rips and tears on TradeMe, not enough char space. Easier to go direct to the devil, although he probably offers free brussel sprouts as a sign up bonus. Ick.
I'd buy your soul any day chook...
Hi unpc lesbian,
Sold to the 'only' bidder.
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